Dear Thief,
I was having a wonderful time enjoying the weather and playing with my children at the playground today, until you crept out of nowhere and stole my purse right off our picnic blanket. Feel free to keep my fake leather purse from Target, my ten year old wallet, $30 in cash, canceled credit cards, disabled cell phone, diapers, wipes, gum and chap stick. I'd appreciate it if you'd return the pictures of my children, my keys, and my sense of safety, which you've replaced with a sense of paranoia, distrust and vulnerability.
Crime happens everywhere and I was obviously mistaken thinking my purse was safe within eyesight at the family playground. I've never been subjected to much crime, but since moving to Baton Rouge I've been in a hit and run, my car has been broken into, there was a shooting 5 houses away from us and now my purse was stolen. As if the bugs, humidity and swamps weren't enough!
Yours Truly,
The naive, trusting, pregnant woman you stole from today
P.S. I hope you get caught on the gas station surveillance camera trying to use my gas card.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
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11 comments:
How crappy! And that shooting sounds really scary too! Did you actually hear it?
aw, Amanda that's awful! sounds a little sketchy over there! jk! Unfortunately, that crap happens everywhere but its unnerving that all that has happened to you! Some people...
Wow I thought Houston was bad. I hope they get caught too!
Yikes... that is just horrible! I'm really sorry all those bad things happened to you. I was just at the park yesterday and left my purse unattended for a while. I guess I need to be more careful!
how awful! don't you wish he/she could READ this? then maybe they'd try and return it. grrrr and how scary about the shooting! yikes!
That's so sad, Amanda. Glad that you and the kids are all right, and that not much money was taken. But still, you're right: it totally leaves you with a sense of paranoia. I hope they get the guy.
AWWW Amanda that's terrible! I hope you are able to get some of that back. Was the cell phone company able to track the phone at least? Or any leads on the credit cards? I hate that BR has gotten this bad. It's all hurricane Katrina's fault. No really I swear!
SUCKS! I am sorry
That stinks! My wallet was stolen at a playground too and it sure is awful. This place seems terrible, including the shooting and all!
The Nerve!!!
Karma...
Dang it! That stinks...serves him right for stealing a mama's purse and getting nada.
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